Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT
Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten