Paint the streets too. Checkmate, pee
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motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“the streets stay clean” yet the paint ensures that all the piss makes it down to the street
lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
thejml@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is what I was thinking… they didn’t get rid of gravity. Also, who pees on the wall, even without a coating it’s going to splash at least a little.