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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I need both of them for my monster dong

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.

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    • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”

      Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes, what’s the next step?

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.

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