Nothing stopping you from registering your penis on a fingerprint scanner as a fingerprint haha. Maybe just the ability to reach where the scanner is.
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altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Waiting for a penis scanner.
FreedomAdvocate@lemmy.net.au 2 months ago
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I have one of those. It’s called a wife.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
How extensive is her database?
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Infinite, as far as I can appreciate.