My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”
20 minutes later
Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”
Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”
Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”
Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”
Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is she the one with the superpower to make things slightly warm? Like heating up a cup of tea?
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, you’re thinking of Uiharu. Kuroko was the one who can teleport.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
But can’t you teleport a small Rock directly to the inside of her enemy’s brain??
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I think she teleports metal rods directly into people’s skin? So I assume so.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I remember correctly, she needs to touch the stuff she teleports.
Toes@ani.social 3 weeks ago
She has the power to teleport anything she touches up a couple kilometers I believe.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Me with that superpower:
My boss: “Where the hell is he??? He can teleport instantly! HOW is he still late to work every day???”
20 minutes later
Me: “Sorry I’m late, but traffic was a bitch!”
Boss: “You have the ability to instantly teleport, and you DRIVE to work?”
Me: “Oh…no. No no no no no. I didn’t drive. Public transportation actually.”
Boss: “YOU TOOK THE BUS???”
Me: “Well, yeah. If I don’t support our cities public transportation infrastructure, who will? You know they they keep getting their funding cut, right?”