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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spilling blood on it will summon the edgelord

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The reactionary ombudsman of the techno-feudalist eldrich horrors.

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• jim3692@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OP’s lawyer here

  I discussed your request with my client, and we decided to move forward with accepting it.

  However, it’s up to you, yo approve this decision. Your options are (a) use spoon number 3 for the rest of your life, or (b) use a normal spoon for the rest of your life.

  Keep in mind that:

  1. You can only use the chosen spoon, no matter what the circumstances. For example, it doesn’t matter if you forgot it at home, or you are trying to eat a steak.
  2. You may wash your spoon, when necessary.
  3. You use other tools for other jobs. Rule 1 only applies to eating.
  4. You may not change spoon if it breaks, or gets contaminated.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then we have an accord. IRL, I carry a cutlery set among the various other accoutrements in my bag, so we should be good.

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    • jim3692@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sorry if rule 1 was not clear, but you can only use the spoon when eating. In the positive side of things, you will no longer have to carry an entire set.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Violence it is then:

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