Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

But….

These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…

Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

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