Whoa there Hatuey, the conquistadors will burn you for this.
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
If Jesus actually accepts douche bags like this at the gates of heaven … I’d rather go to hell
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 days ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
My own hell would be heaven, because it’s full of devout christians
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 days ago
Jesus is not the person at the pearly gates. Saint Peter is not necessarily as forgiving as Jesus is depicted here.