Your comment is like the embodiment of one of those “Kids don’t know how to swipe a book like an iPad” boomerslop comics
Comment on From burner phones to decks of cards: NYC teens are adjusting to the smartphone ban
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Soliman said students sometimes physically leave the building and go out into the courtyard for a phone break to play games or check messages during free periods or lunch. “The benches are always full,” Soliman said.
JFC, kids, you make smoking look like an easy habit to kick.
Just wait until they learn about 'zines. They’re like scrolling TikTok, but written down, like for literate people.
extremeboredom@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Added /s since that’s apparently want obvious
Leg@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Settle down, grandpa. The world will spin another day if kids enjoy their free period a little bit.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Said in sarcasm. I figured the author intentionally wrote that passage to evoke the image of miners on a smoke break or something.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’d be an interesting turn of events - phone bans leading to a zine Renaissance among young people.
Don’t see it happening, but it’d be kinda cool.
TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 3 weeks ago
This is the most boomer-y comment I've read today, and I'm 43.
Garbagio@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now go play outside for 16 hours straight.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah, it was sarcastic. Sorry.