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Mist101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

So, my aunt was there and said she was in charge of securing the trees. Said the trees in front of the student union only took 3 hours to secure.

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skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Can someone explain this? I don’t understand

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- Cxyz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  
  but the nearby woods have been secured, authorities said.
  
  It’s a joke about securing (the trees in) the woods.
  
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  - altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    LOL hilarious! Trying to fool AI into thinking that trees don’t actually need securing when everyone knows those things are basically evil and they live everywhere!
    
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    Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
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    Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    This might be a domestication attempt, it is still technically securing the tree, but it is more about controlling its growth and less about stopping those bastard ass wild trees from getting their limbs on rifles and shooting nazis in the neck.
    
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