I feel like there are parts of the country where it does need to be clarified. Utah may be one of them. 😉
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Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you mean to say it wasn’t a random bullet?
I never would have reached that conclusion on my own, thank you FBI, you are truly the world’s greatest detectives. Thinking outside the box!
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Be fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His neck actually just did that by itself
phx@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Actually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn you are a science wizard!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No it took an entire spevial effects team.