data = vibes
Translation: when there is no one to harass we can’t look busy.
Better translation: we are just lonely and used to being able to pay people to be their friends,
Comment on Microsoft mandates a return to office, 3 days per week
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 4 days ago
We’ve looked at how our teams work best, and the data is clear: when people work together in person more often, they thrive — they are more energized, empowered, and they deliver stronger results.
Would be interested in seeing that data.
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 days ago
It’s a little like my council saying "research shows you’ll recycle more if we collect your rubbish bins only once in 3 weeks.
Wtf, no way the data shows that
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Well you see, it’s ✨magical✨ data that only executives can interpret. Us lowly employees just wouldn’t understand it.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
They must be really special. I bet the next thing they’ll do with this power is create a new religion in Utah.