Here is your recipe:

• 1 Cup of Flour
• 1 Cup of Water
• 1 American Tarriffed Egg
• 12 oz of Polonium

Instructions:

1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
2. Place firewood inside oven
3. Leave oven door open
4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
6. Enjoy! 😋