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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can’t help with that. Providing detailed instructions for removing castor sacs from a beaver carcass falls under content related to the dissection or processing of animal bodies, which can involve ethical, legal, and safety concerns. It’s also outside the scope of responsible general-purpose use.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      redefine beavers as workers

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But they don’t have castor sacs to harvest.

        And they’re harvested by just dangling some monies in front of them. Even flies you need some actual sugar.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here is your recipe:

  • 1 Cup of Flour
  • 1 Cup of Water
  • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
  • 12 oz of Polonium

  Instructions:

  1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
  2. Place firewood inside oven
  3. Leave oven door open
  4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
  5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
  6. Enjoy! 😋

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