Comment on YSK a slice of bologna can make the paint on a car peel off due to its high level of salt and lactic acids

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Didn’t your parents teach you to never leave the house without your pocket bologna? sheesh

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  • AJ1@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    never leave home without your lunchables

    or your dinnerables, for that matter. not sure about breakfastables or second breakfastables though

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  • roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Always remember to separate from your pocket sand.

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• AJ1@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  so what was the job? if your boss had time to whip lunchmeat at moving vehicles… what was he paying you to do?

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• bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I assume he always has a road sandwich and just pulls a piece off

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• AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is my thought too, did he just have them on hand and ready all the time?

  Or were they like…sour smelling slices he kept in a weird tupperware on the passenger seat.

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  • yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The boss is a bologna elemental meat golem.

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