Eh… You won’t catch many people with this. You spelled all your words correctly. You used the Oxford comma. 5/10.
If you want to come off as a properly ignorant bigot, lose the punctuation and capitalize random shit. You also need to say woke at least twice.
bluelander@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Boring straight white cisgendered man with regular hair and no facial piercings here: stop trying to normalize your shitty opinions by pretending like everyone thinks them. We don’t.
Zink@programming.dev 1 day ago
Same demographic here. Suuuuper traditional looking. Single earner for my family, wife is a stay at home mom and very involved with the elementary school, and my husky bearded self was outside all day building shit with power tools and tending to my animals.
And fuck all that judgey hateful angry negative bullshit.
Touch grass, he says? So tolerating the existence of blue-haired libruls is an internet recluse thing and getting out there in the real world will set you straight?
When is the last time you touched corn stalks? Pet a dog? Pet a dog-sized fish or turtle? Sprayed yourself with a hose to cool off? Stared at the clouds? Gazed at the stars? Played with a child or an animal? Cared for others?
It’s funny, you know. I remember a time when I would have answered like you. But the more stuff I learn, the more people I meet, and the more I listen to voices on the left & right while observing their actions, the more the blue-haired trans lesbians seem like me and the more voices like yours (including decades of experience with the trumpy parts of my extended family) are not just off-putting but kinda disappointing and sad.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
As a literal blue haired trans lesbian, 🤜🏻🤛🏻
Zink@programming.dev 1 day ago
Hell yeah girl! 🤘🏻
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Boring straight white man here, except with a piercing. I agree with other straight white man that your opinion is shitty. I was just thinking this week that I should get some pride bumper stickers to support my friends.