I hope that’s a joke but in case you’re serious, this is satire making fun of Trump renaming things like the “Golf of America”. It’s not serious in any capacity.
Abstract: The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor. When you see this table, you’ll say wow, what a big, beautiful table, why didn’t Biden make this. I know. I’m just saying.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Lol