I’m 100 years old! Gonna get me a niiiiiiice 19 year old!
What? I don’t give a shit about your little dating rules. I’m 100! I’m gonna get my dick wet using money that won’t be usable in 2 years!
Now then. Who wants to feed me 30 viagra, and get anally pounded for $20,000? Lets get real weird with it!
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 months ago
More likely than 50 and 22…