Comment on Sorry

• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?

  • Use the app too much
  • Overwhelmed by too many awesome features!
  • Friends and family use another, inferior, app.
  • Please call the police, I’m doing this against my will.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    don’t forget the emotional guilt

    “I thought we were friends, we’ll miss you :sad-face:”

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbf there’s usually a custom/other option, which can, and should, be used to explain exactly how and why they can go fuck themselves.

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    • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would i want to help them improve their product? Just leave it at ”go fuck yourself” without further explanation

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I assure you the “why” wont be anything constructive, and the “how” will be excruciatingly detailed for my own benefit.

        Essentially I treat their pestering as a great way to exercise my creative writing abilities in the form of insults and deranged methods of penetrating their own orifices.

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• lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For me, second ask is a review with the lowest score

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