I’m fully onboard, we have to fight this for everyone’s sake.

Not completely related, but is this the 100-mil-in-profits best option (via wiki/Change.org):

Change.org is a website which allows users to create and sign petitions in an attempt to advance various social causes by raising awareness and influencing decision-makers. The site is a US-based for-profit company and claims to have 557 million users as of August 2025.

Isn’t there a EU site to petition?
https://www.europarl.europa.eu/petitions/