Every tine you bring the car to a stop it covers half the windows in ads like youtube does when you pause it to try and read something
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 days ago
Capped speed isn’t enough. I want it to slam the brakes on the highway and go “Tired of the ads? Get the Volkswagen Battlepass and enjoy an uninterupted drive!”
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Ooh, how about it accelerates really slowly at stop lights unless I pay for “turbo mode” to not get honked at?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m actually fine with that. People don’t need to go 0-60 in an intersection.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
But what about 0-10? 0-5? Surely you’d be better off limited to 2 mph/kph for the first 10s after a stop.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Drive for yourself not for others.