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TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 days agoI have a periscopic girlfriend. She sticks her little eyeball up the to the surface so I can stay under the water cruising along and fire nukes and kill the Russians and Germans
RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 2 days ago
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I have a prehistoric girlfriend. She mostly hunts and gathers.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 day ago
I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I want a hunt and gatherer girlfriend, wtf.