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whaleross@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Go on the date, have fun, spend dad’s money. When he asks, tell him it was great and she spent all night pegging you in the arse and her side dude joined in. Then ask him for more money so you can do drugs together.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Thanks for the introduction, dad. Turns out her fursona is a well-hung platypus, just like I always wanted!”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
😂