Comment on Alpha males
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 hours agoyou and me should be friends. what’s a life without an ambiguous number of body parts?
Comment on Alpha males
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 hours agoyou and me should be friends. what’s a life without an ambiguous number of body parts?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Let’s do it, but only if this online friendship doesn’t lead to a chance meetcute where my friend dies the will is contested, and you happen to be the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
I’ve already given up on love and nothing will thaw this icy heart. Not even the best damn lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
Oh, my brother is the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississipp. I’m just a collector.