I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 months ago
I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
blarghly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they’re the sweet ones. They make me smile.
The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we’re in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:
“My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘”
To which one of my partners would respond something like:
“Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually… remind me why I’m with you again…?”
“My dick”
etc.
wat
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 months ago
🤣 at your e.g.
blarghly@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh. Lol