If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off
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D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks agoLies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 weeks ago
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who said it’s being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is like the dirtiest thing I’ve ever read that didn’t actually contain anything overtly dirty
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip
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ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
Oh get over yourself, it’s just some spanking tradition, …