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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Imagine this still being a thing today…

Honey, I signed up for sack filled with rocks fighting classes at our local gym.
Is it about me spending too much time playing video games?

Also influencers making videos about the best moves to use while standing in a hole with one arm tied behind your back. “Pocket sand! Your wife will never expect it!”.

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yevunedi@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Pocket sand!

Are you familiar with the teachings of Michael Hundt? He was a 17th century fencing master and some of his techniques included:

if your opponent is better than you, just throw your sword at him and run away

if someone wants to duell you, tell him you will only duell one of “them”, when he turns around to see who the supposed second person is you are talking about, stab him from behind

always carry a handgun with you and if your opponent is better than you, shoot him and:

pocket sand

Honestly, I think Hundt was just a medieval troll and while he does have some genuine techniques, the dirty fighting ones are better known
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Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

“Pocket sand! Your wife will never expect it!”.

This shit guide didn’t mention it had to be in your SHIRT POCKET, got my ass beat by my wife while I struggled to get into my pants pocket that was buried underground.

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wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
So, incels’d be the ones that just sit in their hole and complain no one throws rocks at them?

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