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In a barrel?

Did you mean: “Out in the open right in the middle of market square?”

Plato did also occasionally convince people of his arguments by challenging them to a boxing match.

The term “Panzerschokolade” was actually just a euphemism the troops issued them used for their Pervitin pills, because they were so available you could gobble them down like some candy.

Meanwhile the Celts:

Lol Romans so dumb they don’t even know what a river is.

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Or heroin, the new, non addictive cough medicine!

And anything with radium, of course.

It was a part of Roman triumph, where the triumphant general was paraded around Rome dressed up as a god on an ornate chariot drawn by four horses at the head of his army. Behind the triumphator, there was a slave whose sole job was to remind him of his mortality by whispering into his ear that he was still a mere mortal.