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Lads, it’s time for some diplomacy!

calls gunboat crew to action stations

Oh yes, quince is also a good ingredient for apple cider. Unfortunately not easy to get these days. If you can get your hands on some, they also can be made into excellent jam.

If you can get your hands on pears, add pears to the apples, at a ratio of about 1/4.

In a barrel?

Did you mean: “Out in the open right in the middle of market square?”

Plato did also occasionally convince people of his arguments by challenging them to a boxing match.

The term “Panzerschokolade” was actually just a euphemism the troops issued them used for their Pervitin pills, because they were so available you could gobble them down like some candy.

Meanwhile the Celts:

Lol Romans so dumb they don’t even know what a river is.

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It was a part of Roman triumph, where the triumphant general was paraded around Rome dressed up as a god on an ornate chariot drawn by four horses at the head of his army. Behind the triumphator, there was a slave whose sole job was to remind him of his mortality by whispering into his ear that he was still a mere mortal.