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Have you looked at the US lately? If they still read, they still might miss it. 😅

Welp, there goes the value of my collection. Thanks, Science! 🤌🏼

(^/s)

If you crouch/sit/lie down to pet the legion of strays, though… they’ll hide your morsels where no one’ll ever find you. 😜

“200kg of people”? Considering that’s potentially a fractional plural, I’d say it’s an “uncomfortable” quantity. 🤢

Wants to be monkey. Is cat. Fiiine 🙄 Maybe next time.

Something something keep the peasants busy so they don’t realize that many of them are about to starve to death, elders & kiddos first. Same as it ever was. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Where’s Bugs in his Brunhilde cosplay, though?

Hey, now, Wakko & Dot’re the bomb. 😵‍💫🥰

At least that lovely bit of moonless midnight is shitting on the meatsac’s shoulder. 🤘🏼

Sounds… aromatic. 😅

FWIW, they make terrible squirt guns. Ironic, considering squirt guns by and large are terribly made. 🤣

It deserves to be next to an empty cake display.

I always heard that one as “forking hay offa truck” vs “barrel full of”. 🤪

Watch it, you’re likely to get an award if you’re any more humble! Take it from me. ^please.^

*And*, he really had to shit.

Even OG Martin Luther knew to drop his duece on company time. ✊🏼 (sorry, the rhyme made me)

IIRC, Wallace was captured mere weeks after his rebellion started (ffwd: torture, execution) and the young Bruce, the son of the syphilitic fuck who sold the land to King Eddy Longshanks, picked up where he left off —even becoming the first to sack York. ☝🏼

Well, that’s the problem right there, then: using “journelists” will net Temu results. ☝🏼

Wazzat? All birds fly. This one o’ those witch riddles ersumpin? Don’t let the vicar hear ya.

Well, let’s be honest, the pheasant sorta added itself this morning. Mind the feathers.

Nothing to see here. Just, ya know… Corpo astroturfing for their social engineering targets of normalizing disembodied non-entities as “people” with “valid” expertise/insight…

18 nonzero possible shapes

FTFY, silly humans.