wyldrstallyns
@wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Freedom 250 was our version of Caesar's 5th Triumph 1 week ago:
Yuup.
- Comment on Unreasonably pleased when I can charge from excess solar 1 week ago:
Satan approves.
- Comment on Made me smile 2 weeks ago:
Some say that, on especially still days, you could almost hear the arch purr afterward.
- Comment on Snails’ Teeth Beats Spider Silk As Nature’s Strongest Material 3 weeks ago:
Have you looked at the US lately? If they still read, they still might miss it. 😅
- Comment on Archaeologists in France Dig Up a Jar Packed With Tens of Thousands of 1,800-Year-Old Roman Coins 3 weeks ago:
Welp, there goes the value of my collection. Thanks, Science! 🤌🏼
(^/s)
- Comment on Catnip lotion as effective as Deet at repelling mosquitoes, study finds 3 weeks ago:
If you crouch/sit/lie down to pet the legion of strays, though… they’ll hide your morsels where no one’ll ever find you. 😜
- Comment on Fate of nkvd leaders 4 weeks ago:
“200kg of people”? Considering that’s potentially a fractional plural, I’d say it’s an “uncomfortable” quantity. 🤢
- Comment on Mongols knew what they were doing 5 weeks ago:
Wants to be monkey. Is cat. Fiiine 🙄 Maybe next time.
- Comment on Volume = sustenance, right? 5 weeks ago:
Something something keep the peasants busy so they don’t realize that many of them are about to starve to death, elders & kiddos first. Same as it ever was. 🤷🏼♂️
- Comment on The beef between Nimrod and Abraham created a split between history and religion. 5 weeks ago:
Where’s Bugs in his Brunhilde cosplay, though?
- Comment on Are you cleaning your teeth properly? 5 weeks ago:
Hey, now, Wakko & Dot’re the bomb. 😵💫🥰
- Comment on Crows are communicating in ways that mirror true language 5 weeks ago:
At least that lovely bit of moonless midnight is shitting on the meatsac’s shoulder. 🤘🏼
- Comment on Are you cleaning your teeth properly? 5 weeks ago:
Sounds… aromatic. 😅
- Comment on Are you cleaning your teeth properly? 5 weeks ago:
FWIW, they make terrible squirt guns. Ironic, considering squirt guns by and large are terribly made. 🤣
- Comment on Reign of terror 1 month ago:
It deserves to be next to an empty cake display.
- Comment on People Who Enjoy Dark Humor Might Be Smarter Than Everyone Else, According to Science 1 month ago:
I always heard that one as “forking hay offa truck” vs “barrel full of”. 🤪
- Comment on People Who Enjoy Dark Humor Might Be Smarter Than Everyone Else, According to Science 1 month ago:
Watch it, you’re likely to get an award if you’re any more humble! Take it from me. ^please.^
- Comment on Bro started the Reformation because Heaven had a paywall. 1 month ago:
*And*, he really had to shit.
Even OG Martin Luther knew to drop his duece on company time. ✊🏼 (sorry, the rhyme made me)
- Comment on William Wallace didn’t look like that 1 month ago:
IIRC, Wallace was captured mere weeks after his rebellion started (ffwd: torture, execution) and the young Bruce, the son of the syphilitic fuck who sold the land to King Eddy Longshanks, picked up where he left off —even becoming the first to sack York. ☝🏼
- Comment on Cutting a photon in two creates an infinite swarm of particles 1 month ago:
Well, that’s the problem right there, then: using “journelists” will net Temu results. ☝🏼
- Comment on Been cooking in that inn for generations 1 month ago:
Wazzat? All birds fly. This one o’ those witch riddles ersumpin? Don’t let the vicar hear ya.
- Comment on Been cooking in that inn for generations 1 month ago:
Well, let’s be honest, the pheasant sorta added itself this morning. Mind the feathers.
- Comment on Fed up with vibe coders, dev sneaks data-nuking prompt injection into their code 1 month ago:
Nothing to see here. Just, ya know… Corpo astroturfing for their social engineering targets of normalizing disembodied non-entities as “people” with “valid” expertise/insight…
- Comment on The universe could have 18 possible shapes 2 months ago:
18nonzero possible shapesFTFY, silly humans.