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Billionaires first!

For science! 🤞🏼

Sounds like the plan, for sure. 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

Looking at you, Apollo project…

I thought Aries was the “baby of the Zodiac”, though? I’ve no real idea, I avoid that bullshit at every chance. I’ve politely left a first date for that. It only belies deeper-held beliefs in even more exploitive superstitions/cons. Best to move along. 🤷🏼‍♂️

FWIW, if it’s not a musculoskeletal injury/concern (and their possible neuropathic symptoms), maybe focusing on core & lower back strength at a gentle but regular pace could hero you like it has for me. My spine’s survived 3 rollovers/tumbling crashes, ~10 auto collisions (7 while I was parked/stopped!), a 90ft cliff jump (never again), and teen years @ a McDojo. I’ve run for improvement, certainly, but the 237lbs I was at a couple years ago is now down to ~170lbs, and I more often feel 20 again —until I look at the world around me, ofc. Then, I’m old AF & tired of fighting the Sisyphean battles toward common decency and compassionate “civilization”. 😅😶

Do the post-metoo PR repair ones count? 🙈🙉

They missed such an opportunity. 🤪

It couldn’t possibly make this fly-by on the first, though, could it? 🤞🏼😅😶

Yuup.

Satan approves.

Some say that, on especially still days, you could almost hear the arch purr afterward.

Have you looked at the US lately? If they still read, they still might miss it. 😅

Welp, there goes the value of my collection. Thanks, Science! 🤌🏼

(^/s)

If you crouch/sit/lie down to pet the legion of strays, though… they’ll hide your morsels where no one’ll ever find you. 😜

“200kg of people”? Considering that’s potentially a fractional plural, I’d say it’s an “uncomfortable” quantity. 🤢

Wants to be monkey. Is cat. Fiiine 🙄 Maybe next time.

Something something keep the peasants busy so they don’t realize that many of them are about to starve to death, elders & kiddos first. Same as it ever was. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Where’s Bugs in his Brunhilde cosplay, though?

Hey, now, Wakko & Dot’re the bomb. 😵‍💫🥰

At least that lovely bit of moonless midnight is shitting on the meatsac’s shoulder. 🤘🏼

Sounds… aromatic. 😅

FWIW, they make terrible squirt guns. Ironic, considering squirt guns by and large are terribly made. 🤣

It deserves to be next to an empty cake display.

I always heard that one as “forking hay offa truck” vs “barrel full of”. 🤪

Watch it, you’re likely to get an award if you’re any more humble! Take it from me. ^please.^

*And*, he really had to shit.

Even OG Martin Luther knew to drop his duece on company time. ✊🏼 (sorry, the rhyme made me)

IIRC, Wallace was captured mere weeks after his rebellion started (ffwd: torture, execution) and the young Bruce, the son of the syphilitic fuck who sold the land to King Eddy Longshanks, picked up where he left off —even becoming the first to sack York. ☝🏼

Well, that’s the problem right there, then: using “journelists” will net Temu results. ☝🏼

Wazzat? All birds fly. This one o’ those witch riddles ersumpin? Don’t let the vicar hear ya.