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nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d think living for five million years would be a curse more than anything else

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah but… Fuck it; I’ve got nothing better to do.

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    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Exactly why it’d be a curse

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But I’d be, like, metabolizing and stuff the whole time!

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s not a commitment on our side though, we can stop living when we want to between now and 5 million years later. Imagine loving it and reaching 4999999 years though…

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• BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You will die, come back to receive your dollar, then immediately did again.

  I’m sorry.

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oops I did it again.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you’ll receive the dollar and then just die? That’s almost like not getting the dollar at all. Think about that

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A wise man once said “money can’t buy happiness, but i’d rather die holding one dollar than die holding zero dollars”

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Another wise man said: money doesn’t make you happy, but when you’re sad, you’d rather cry in a taxi than in the subway.

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