Jeremy the incel in shell
Comment on poor jeremy
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A perfect origin story of a villain.
Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.
merari42@lemmy.world 8 months ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue belowScientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, butJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayClearly I remember
Pickin’ on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin’
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heardScientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something she wouldn’t mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his worldJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayTry to forget this… (try to forget this)
Try to erase this… (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paperJeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid todayspankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Perfection!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 8 months ago
Him and the other two potential partners of him. But they have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⌐■-■)
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Take all of your things and get out.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 8 months ago
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ Even during the interview things were slowly getting out of hand again (⌐■-■)
illi@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
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