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Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

“You know Ted back there-“

“OOG OOG”

“-has been going strong since pre-history. He goes so far back, he can actually drink a chimp. But mostly, he spends his time hypnotizing himself with his basin and masturbating. Which was why I suggested shoes.”

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