Comment on Trump May Launch Wireless Phone Brand

veeesix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why did I read this in an Indian accent?

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    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because you have a fetish for that very very hot Indian accent? ^Indian accent^

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  • LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … "For English, say ‘God bless Trump’ …”

    Fixed that for you /s (… I really want off this apocalyptic ride)

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