I’d be concerned that I was brought back to life.
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abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Listen. Alexander Hamilton died in 1804 and the current year is 2025. If I died today and found out that in the year 2246 that the laws, mannerisms, dress, economics, attitudes, and technology had changed so little that I “recognised” it, I wouldn’t be proud, I would be concerned. My mind would be going “what the fuck why hasn’t anything changed”. I would expect things to be different, if I noticed that nothing or little had changed technologically, socially, economically or politically, I would suspect there had been a collapse akin to the Bronze Age Collapse that society was only just recovering from.
My Grandmother was born in 1920. She was born two years after women got the vote, Modern Art was in it’s heyday, Cinema was still silent, the quickest way you could sent a message to anyone was via Morse Code, and there were people around who were born in the 1830s. She used to have to take a fucking candle up to bed with her like in those Bugs Bunny Cartoons. She lived to see gay marriage in the UK, The Lord of the Rings Trillogy, Video calls, and the Moon Landing.
I expect to see commercial Fusion Power and a moon base by my 90s. If I was told that little changed between now and 2246, my first question would be a terrified “why”?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
“Welcome back! ReLife Corporation has spared you from the afterlife! Your reconstruction fee is a mere 450,000,000 credits. Please proceed to the Debt Servicers department and then the career fair down the hall!”
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
Can’t wait to see the “pro choice” and “pro life” debates about forcibly resurrecting people.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Immediately murders the closest person to see what happens
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Strength/athletics check.
Success: you kill the person. The coordinator presses a button and a smart restraining net robot launches from the ceiling and pins you down. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a military career. You’re going to need that pay boost, because unfortunately we’ll have to charge part of that technician’s reconstruction fee to your tab.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
Failure: The technician manages to pin you down until a smart restraining net is deployed to hold you. “Congratulations! You’ve been identified as a prime candidate for a law enforcement career. We like that kind of fighting spirit for keeping criminals off our streets.” You feel a needle pierce your neck and your vision goes dark.
JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I love how you make it sound like the moon landing happened after LOTR.
gavran@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If you subscribe to the notion that Middle Earth is our world, it did!
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
um lotr was published in my 50s my dudes
gavran@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I miss old school trolling. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
It did though? The Lord of the Rings was written in the 1930s and 1940’s, the moon landings took place in 1969-1972.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
They just said “Trilogy,” so it’s unclear if they meant the movies or books. But video calls were definitely after the moon landing.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The first two-way video call was demonstrated in 1930.
JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Good point. I assumed they meant the films because the books were not any kind of technogical innovation.