Comment on 10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.
It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
Bidet masterrace!
You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)
remon@ani.social 5 weeks ago
Bidet masterrace!
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)