Comment on 10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moar fiber!

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• bieren@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When do you think I browse the feds

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bidet masterrace!

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive

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      • dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.

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• Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.

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    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.

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• Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.

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