It’s always a disaster to open Microsoft Windows no matter where you are
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KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
tatann@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You can only open one window, and you can only do it once
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn’t… React.
The ship’s main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD.
Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open.
You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void.
You soon follow.
The end.
/s
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we’re not paying to pressurize the whole universe.
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
With their network speed it would take a lifetime for updates to complete!