I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand? Well let’s just say the old talk show hosts haven’t got the best decorum.
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
doug@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch
doug@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand? Well let’s just say the old talk show hosts haven’t got the best decorum.
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.