Comment on His last pickup rolled over.

• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What kind of a question is that?

  of course they have fucking snorkels

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.

    I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It’s a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.

    Most of us don’t have snorkles.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      a mobile home, hauls kayaks,

      at least it’s not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It’s never been off asphalt.

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      • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Smoochiepie goes everywhere. Real fast. Pretty comfy too. Til the road stops. Then we setup camp or drop the boats right there.
        She’s a bit heavy to drag out of ditches and such. We like to avoid that.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thing is, if it’s older, it probably doesn’t have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.

      If it’s a mobile home and hauls stuff, that’s completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose ‘beyond ego boundaries’

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