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wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day agoOK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?
I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.
the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Nobody forced you to usher those words you sick freak
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
cherry pie