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• swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A family member got a roach stuck in her ear and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A flying roach did that to my dad.

    To put his reaction into perspective I once saw him pop his thumb like a grape with a 5kg hammer and he barely blinked. He put electrical tape on it, then drove a skid steer mini digger all day using that thumb to steer it.

    He screamed bloody murder when the roach went in. He yelled and hit his head and went completely nuts the whole way to the hospital. It was biting apparently.

    People wonder why I am completely fine handling spiders, snakes, basically anything but when I see a roach I must immediately kill it.

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay fuck this. I’m moving and dropping a napalm on this curse house.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sleep with one eye open
  Clenching your butthole tight

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