Oh you absolutely need to replace the gnome cartridge, my dad would always freak out if we didn’t. That’s like day 1 of dishwasher school.
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Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 months agoYou don’t replace your dish gnome cartridge every 3 years? I was told it was a feature. They get tired.
meep_launcher@lemm.ee 10 months ago
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I hate when the dishwasher says it’s low on cyan gnomes, but I can see them right there
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Your gnomes shouldn’t be dead, they’re technically immortal and a stint in the dishwasher is their ticket out of the salt mines. If you’ve got dead gnomes the last thing you want is to keep their bodies on the premises. If you leave them in the cartridge they can be revived when you exchange it for the new cartridge. If you put them in the ground they will find… other ways back to their realm, and they will remember what you did.
Also don’t ask me why the gnome salt mine slavery exists, I didn’t create it, I just benefit from it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Your funeral, don’t say I didn’t warn you.