Reminder shock is amazing LMAO
Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year
SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 week ago
"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.
“Welcome to the Corporation.”
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Maybe they could use the implanted chip to wall off your non-work side when you enter your office so you’re not distracted and fully focused on your job.
Then when you leave your work side gets blocked off so you can leave work at work. Automatic work/life balance.
nomy@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Not sure if it was intentional but you just summarized the show Severance.
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It was. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)