Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate

treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• scarabic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.

  “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”

  “Sustained!”

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• intheformbelow@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.

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  • Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      "Mom, why did you break my arms?’

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  • baronvonj@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better not break his arms.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?

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    • ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ew

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