Comment on Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s what I’d do if I were an ambitious, resource hoarding, ass pimple billionaire.

  It’s obvious the way to Trump’s heart is to tell him he’s pretty and give him something .

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  • Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Yeah make him a custom iPhone with a unibody out of pure gold?

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Look at this. I have the onnly Tim Apple gifted, solid gold iPhone with a diamond oh-lit screen. Look at this, isn’t it beautiful? It’s so beautiful. Me-lah-nee-uh is jealous.

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      This and the solid gold Tim Apple laptop cah-puter were gifted to the department of defense. A bunch of sad losers and suckers are crying because they don’t have one.

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      It is to be handed over to the Trump… presinential lie-berry when the new one comes, which I’ll get first by the way. Nobody else has even seen one.

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      Thank you Tim Apple from Apple Cah-puter. Building in Uh-mare-icuh.

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