I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…
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pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 months agoJapanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:
Ch0wW@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goretantath@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In the US the water level in the toilets is way too high, maybe that is why. I’ve never had this happen here in Europe, but when I visited the US years ago for a week it happened to me.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
We don’t have to inspect our feces for parasites, so it can just plop into water. I’m sorry to hear that you can’t say the same.
Cano@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If two nukes made them like this in the first place, I’d be worried what more would do.
hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Now I know why most Japanese are Xenophobe.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I will die if I can’t masturbate two times a day
– Delutaya
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
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TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 2 months ago
Some of this is totally on Google Translate.
In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ
飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.
So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That was the only one I found geniuenly funny and you ruined it. Give me back my absurdist comedy.
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 2 months ago
No.