Comment on What a day to have eyes

• TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some of this is totally on Google Translate.

  In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ

  飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.

  So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That was the only one I found geniuenly funny and you ruined it. Give me back my absurdist comedy.

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    • TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      No.

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• Ch0wW@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…

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• Goretantath@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out

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• Cano@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough

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  • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If two nukes made them like this in the first place, I’d be worried what more would do.

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  • hmmm@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I know why most Japanese are Xenophobe.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I will die if I can’t masturbate two times a day

  – Delutaya

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• P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ☹️

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