Comment on What a day to have eyes
Cano@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I could see the same thing being written by an American weeb
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I will die if I can’t masturbate two times a day
– Delutaya
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
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Goretantath@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In the US the water level in the toilets is way too high, maybe that is why. I’ve never had this happen here in Europe, but when I visited the US years ago for a week it happened to me.
Ch0wW@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 10 months ago
Some of this is totally on Google Translate.
In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ
飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.
So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That was the only one I found geniuenly funny and you ruined it. Give me back my absurdist comedy.
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 10 months ago
No.
Cano@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough
hmmm@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Now I know why most Japanese are Xenophobe.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If two nukes made them like this in the first place, I’d be worried what more would do.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 10 months ago
came here to say this. lightweight compared to other niches I’ve witnessed.