What a day to have eyes

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• Cano@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I could see the same thing being written by an American weeb

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Japanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:

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    • TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some of this is totally on Google Translate.

      In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ

      飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.

      So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.

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    • Ch0wW@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…

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    • Goretantath@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.

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    • Cano@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I will die if I can’t masturbate two times a day

      – Delutaya

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    • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ☹️

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    came here to say this. lightweight compared to other niches I’ve witnessed.

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• GreyCat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look around you Miika. What do you SEE ?

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