You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.

The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.

It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.