Comment on Dammit dad

match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.

  The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.

  It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.

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  • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    thank you for the new religion

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’ve seen us with our bowl cuts, honouring the Primordial Porridge.

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• ziggurat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time

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