Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time
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match@pawb.social 10 months ago
They can’t have been gone very long if one of the bowls of porridge is still too hot
ziggurat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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match@pawb.social 10 months ago
They can’t have been gone very long if one of the bowls of porridge is still too hot
Goldilocks slept for an undisclosed amount of time
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You underestimate how hot a bowl of porridge can be.
The Porrigean theory has drawn a lot of attention lately from top theoretical physicists, and it addresses this very phenomenon.
It advances the hypothesis that the Big Bang was in fact a Primordial Porridge Bowl in a 4 dimensional plane that was so unbelievably hot that it was immediately dropped on the floor, and the projections of this Primordial Porridge into a 3D plane are what we observe as “our universe”.
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 months ago
thank you for the new religion
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ve seen us with our bowl cuts, honouring the Primordial Porridge.